Conan Chop Chop Game Review

Previews “Looks similar to the game I told you I wanted!”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
The design is truly amazing.
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and happiness in its imagery, Conan Chop Chop is the proof that dreams do come true.”
Darren Bonthuys, Critical Hit
The details of the GameThe dangerous wizard Thoth Amon has created a strategy to bring back the evil of ancient times known as Xaltotun. If his plan is successful, he’ll condemn the world to an eternal darkness and servitude. Only you can stop him, but in order to accomplish this you have to use all your deviousness. Make use of all your skills and deceit. All your strength and skill can be put to use. You have to … Chop Chop!
Conan Chop Chop, the greatest stick figure game that is played in Conan the Barbarian’s realm it will include a lot of blood and fly arms. Be warned that this may cause explosive outbursts and violence, typically based upon which side of the sword you are on.1-4 playersPlay solo for the thrill of a Roguelike. Or, have your pals as well in couch cooperative mode.
Become Conan… or someone different! If you don’t have a intellect and no brawn? No worries! Pick from a variety of badass warrior gods, as well as add items and weapons to complement your look!
Begin your quest for pure incredibleness! You’re about to bring peace to the planet! There are merchants who will continue be charging you for their wares, while some locals may harass you with projects for their own. Don’t worry, certain of them will be worth it.
Explore the world in all directions! Brave the shifting sands of Koth and explore the deep woods in Darkwood, move valiantly through the rich and savage terrain of Hyperboria and see the icy world of Vanaheim. Conan Chop Chop allows players to experience the right side, left, up and down. You may find yourself jumping at, running, or doing things diagonally that can provide you with the ultimate 3-D experience.
Loot, loot and more loot! Learn how to delicately smash the heads of your adversaries with the broom and then turn them into chop sueys using a bastard blade. Conan Chop Chop has a range of weapons, trinkets, and legendary items that are able to make any kind of intense gameplay.
Learn to master amazing combos! Make the stunning 360deg spin-attack that will smack skulls everywhere around you. You’ll be able to speed up at the rate of the light. It will be possible to use your sword in a sideways direction or in long ways, and feel yourself gasping for air while trying to understand the magnitude of the combat maneuvers you perform.
Ruthless bosses! In order to defeat Thoth-Amon you must eliminate bosses, such as The Giant Sand Worm of Koth as well as The Frost Giant of Vanaheim, neither of which are very supportive of your cause. Instead , they’ll try to take you down with a variety of sleazy techniques such as Lava Reflux, Tail Whip and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Unpredictably random maps as well as tons of weapon and ability options to try out ensure that every new game will be an experience that is completely new. While you will likely die repeatedly, unlocking different weapons will help you make it to the next level.


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